From: The House of Demagogues
Re: Warning signs of a diabolical spirit...
Your scrupulous adherence to the black arts of the late Reformers and assiduous neglect of Holy Mary have not gone unnoticed. You are to be awarded abilities commensurate with your current progress in diabolical fanaticism; you are now an Acolyte of Demagoguery. Expect your next visitation with the Institutes to produce an incantation by which you may change into your new form:
Hello Mr. Schultz,
ReplyDeleteWhat good is it to have him become a mute swan? Would it not be far better for him to assume the form of a Cygnus buccinator instead? Trumpeter Swans are far bigger, nastier and noisier. I know from personal bird-watching experience.
God bless!